Welcome to a world where adventuring means exams, flirtations, and possibly surviving magical lust-plagues. No pressure.Jake is a skilled alchemist and reluctant leader of a trio-in-training: Aqua, a hopelessly lovestruck goddess with zero chill, and Starfire, a no-nonsense warrior with a soft spot for discipline and destruction. Together, they’re finally ready to leave academy life behind and become full-fledged adventurers.…Or they would be, if the world didn’t decide to throw a mana-corrupting monster plague at them the moment they step up.Now, between dodging corrupted beasts, brewing experimental potions, and managing Aqua’s constant not-so-subtle attempts to prove she’s totally wife material, Jake has his hands full. Starfire’s not making things easier either—clinging to Jake with sparkly eyes and acting like every quest is a romantic date she’s been waiting for her whole life.Can this party stay focused long enough to survive their first real quests? Or will magical chaos, romantic nonsense, and the looming threat of the “Crimson Bloom” plunge them into a whole new kind of trouble?Formerly known as Ruining my harem
